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Barbara Garrison
Fantasies are more than substitutes for unpleasant reality they are also dress rehearsals, plans. All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination.
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W.C. Fields
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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Frank Zappa
There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.
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Joseph Addison
I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the world would be wise, since everyone suffers. To suffering must be added mourning, understanding, patience, love, openness and the willingness to remain vulnerable.
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Oscar Wilde
Action: the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
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Thomas Carlyle
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is one damn thing over and over.
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Terence
So many men so many questions.
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L. M. Montgomery
It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it
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Anonymous
The more you know, the less you need to show.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, "Human, All Too Human" page 87, #120.
If the belief in Christianity did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!
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Sandra Cisneros
I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to school but because my mother took me to the library. I wanted to become a writer so I could see my name in the card catalog.
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