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Gaston Leroux, The Phantom of the Opera
He had a heart that could have held the empire of the world; and, in the end, he had to content himself with a cellar.
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John Wesley
There is no such thing as a solitary Christian.
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Kahlil Gibran
In the depth of my soul there is a wordless song.
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Peter Brock
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
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Unknown
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
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Orlando A. Battista
An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
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Unknown
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
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Kurt Angle, Gold Medal Olympic Wrestler
New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.
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Jewish Proverb
Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.
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Charlie Chaplin
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
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Allegra Kent
All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to be under our own power.
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Lord Acton
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
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