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Franklin D. Roosevelt
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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Epictetus
A child understands fear, and the hurt and hate it brings.
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Demosthenes, First Olynthiac
Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
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Barry Neil Kaufman
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper.
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Elbert Hubbard
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
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Herman Melville, Moby Dick
Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shores our bed and eats at our own table.
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Henry David Thoreau
We are sometimes made aware of a kindness long passed, and realize that there have been times when our friends' thoughts of us were of so pure and lofty a character that they passed over us like the winds of heaven unnoticed when they treated us not as what we were, but as what we aspired to be. -- from A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers
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Pablo Picasso
Give me a museum, and I'll fill it.
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Charles Dickens
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.
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Mark Twain
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence -- and then success is sure.
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Jonathan Swift
May you live all the days of your life.
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Bill Watterson
My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin
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