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James Allen
The outer conditions of a person's life will always be found to reflect their inner beliefs.
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Aristotle
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.
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Edward Gibbon
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
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Peter Fleming
With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.
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Anon.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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Oscar Levant
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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Karl Menninger
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand.
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J.D., "Heathers"
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
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Unknown
If Today If you planted hope today In any hopeless heart If someone's burden was lighter Because you did your part, If you caused a laugh That chased some tears away If tonight your name is named When someone kneels to pray Then your day has been well spent.
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Gerald R. Ford
An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing pardon of former President Richard M Nixon)
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Frank Tibolt
We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
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Mortimer Adler
You have to allow a certain amount of time in which you are doing nothing in order to have things occur to you, to let your mind think.
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