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Carl Gustav Jung
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Every achiever I have ever met says, My life turned around when I began to believe in me.
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Alexander Smith
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.
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National Lampoon
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Henry David Thoreau
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
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Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.
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Proverbs 151 Bible
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels"
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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Hermann Hesse
All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
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Michael Crichton
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
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George Will
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
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Jody Weintraub
This is the start, this is not the end. To that end, where do we start
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