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Samuel Johnson
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
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Mark Twain
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Arthur Ashe
Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome.
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Saul Bellow
In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries.
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Coley
Science is but the statement of truth found out.
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Jackson Pollock
The painting has a life of its own. I try to let it come through.
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Aldous Huxley
There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
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Jewish Proverb
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Like dealing with Dad-all give and no take. (On negotiating with Soviet Premier Nikita S Khrushchev)
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Frederick Douglass 1817-1895
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet renounce controversy are people who want crops without ploughing the ground.
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Charlotte Bronte
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
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