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David T. Wolf
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
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Jean Kerr
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. In is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and a manly heart.
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The Talmud
Who can protest and does not, is an accomplice in the act.
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H. Jackson Browne
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins--not through strength but by perseverance.
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Yugoslav Proverb
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
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Sir John Powell
Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason.
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Stephen Leacock
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
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Robertson Davies
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
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R. D. Lang
Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Without music life would be a mistake.
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