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Tony Bennet
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
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M Scott Peck
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
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Ayn Rand
Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
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Blake
What is now proved was only once imagined.
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Erich Fromm
Immature love says 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
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Aristotle
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
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William Faulkner
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
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Sophocles
Reason is God's crowning gift to man.
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Dag Hammarskjld
There is a point at which everything becomes simple and there is no longer any question of choice, because all you have staked will be lost if you look back. Life's point of no return.
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John Updike
We are most alive when we're in love.
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George Santayana
... everything in nature is lyrical in its ideal essence, tragic in its fate, and comic in its existence.
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