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Adriana Diaz
Fun has a sacred dimension.
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Dorothy Allison
Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.
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William Shakespeare
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.
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Kabbalah
Rhythm is the basis of life, not steady forward progress. The forces of creation, destruction, and preservation have a whirling, dynamic interaction.
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Lillian Hellman, The Little Foxes, 1939
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
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Patricia Hitchcock
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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Mahatma Gandhi
The good man is the friend of all living things.
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Voltaire
Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
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Seneca
No evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble the less favor, the less envy. Even in those cases which put us out of wits, it is not the loss itself, but the estimate of the loss that troubles us.
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Confucius
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
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Michel de Montaigne
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
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Dr. Thomas Arnold Bennett
We never shall have any more time we have, and we have always had, all the time there is.
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