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Funniest Online Famous Quotations - 39
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Saint Francis de Sales
There is nothing as strong as tenderness, And nothing as tender as true strength.
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Unknown
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
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Nikola Tesla, New York Times, October 19, 1931
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.
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Justice Anthony Kennedy
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, May 8, 2003
All people want is someone to listen.
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Mother Theresa
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God-the rest will be given.
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Marie de Sevigne
When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it.
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George Gordon Byron
Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep.
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Margery Allingham
When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us.
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Chris Evert
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
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Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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Daron Hicklin
I'm not naive. I realise that quality of life and income are inextricably bound together, but sooner or later we're going to have to ask ourselves whether it is possible to make life more meaningful without charging it to Visa.
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