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Sarah Ban Breathnach
Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.
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Buddha
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think.
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Psalm 1272 Bible
It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows for so he giveth his beloved sleep.
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H. Jackson Jr. Brown
Never deprive someone of hope it might be all they have.
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Airplane
Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The education of the will is the object of our existence.
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Giuseppe Mazzini
The family is the country of the heart.
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Honore\' de Balzac
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
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Randolph Bourne
We can easily become as much slaves to precaution as we can to fear. Although we can never rivet our fortune so tight as to make it impregnible, we may by our excessive prudence squeeze out of the life that we are guarding so anxiously all the adventurous quality that makes it worth living.
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Jose Narosky
In war, there are no unwounded solders.
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Knute Kenneth Rockne
One player practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
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Elbert Hubbard
The man who is anybody and who does anything is surely going to be criticized, vilified, and misunderstood. That is part of the penalty for greatness, and every great man understands it; and understands, too, that it is no proof of greatness. The final proof of greatness lies in being able to endure continously without resentment.
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