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Randall Wallace
Maybe the gift of any great person is the power to converse with our own hearts.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Nothing can resist the human will that will stake even its existence on its stated purpose.
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King Edward VIII
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
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Prophet Mohammed
When you see a person who has been given more than you in money and beauty, look to those, who have been given less.
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S. S. Biddle
The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at least one carat.
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Vince Lombardi
Praise in public criticize in private.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but to be overcome-to be got over.
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African Proverb
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
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Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Society and Solitude
The true test of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of the cities, nor the crops—no, but the kind of man the country turns out.
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Bob Dylan
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged.
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