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Funny Online Famous Quotations - 31
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Bern Williams
We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.
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Casey Stengel
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
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Italian Proverb
By asking for the impossible we obtain the possible.
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Philip K. Dick, Valis
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
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Seneca
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
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Quentin
The children despise their parents until the age of '40
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Nancy Davis Reagan
A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth.
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Thomas Merton
Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward.
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Unknown
Be positive in addressing the envelope to your future, For enclosed are your efforts from the past. Be certain of the postage and double check what class.
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Joseph Sobran
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
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Christopher Morley
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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