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Henry David Thoreau, Walden, Economy.
I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the world would be wise, since everyone suffers. To suffering must be added mourning, understanding, patience, love, openness and the willingness to remain vulnerable.
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Confucius
The object of the superior man is truth.
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Charles De Gaulle
It will not be any European statesman who will unite Europe Europe will be united by the Chinese.
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Henry David Thoreau
To affect the quality of the day that is the art of life.
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Jean R. Langley
Boys will be boys... and so will most men.
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Marcel Marceau
Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "The Vor Game", 1990
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
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H. G. Wells
No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.
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Lucan
A crime which is the crime of many none avenge.
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Alfred North Whitehead
There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes, The autocrat of the breakfast-table
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all.
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