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Carl Sandburg
There are dreams stronger than death. Men and women die holding these dreams.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.
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Chinese Proverb
If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it.
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Henry Tuckerman
Explain it as we may, a martial strain will urge a man into the front rank of battle sooner than an argument, and a fine anthem excite his devotion more certainly than a logical discourse.
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Leo C. Rosten
Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.
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Miguel de Cervantes
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
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Homer
The outcome of the war is in our hands the outcome of words is in the council.
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Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
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Ferdinand Foch
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
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Pliny the Elder
There is always something new out of Africa.
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Marcel Marceau
It's good to shut up sometimes.
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Samuel Adams
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you and may posterity forget that ye were once our countrymen.
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