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B. J. Gupta
God, give me courage to do what I can, humility to admit what I can't, and wisdom to know the difference.
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Robert Joseph Bob Dole
We'll all be riding that streetcar of desire.
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George Meredith
But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it The diverse things they see.
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Robert J. Sawyer, "Calculating God", 2000
General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
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Aldous Huxley
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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Honore\' de Balzac
Count not thyself to have found true peace, if thou hast felt no grief nor that then all is well if thou hast no adversary nor that this is perfect, if all things fall out according to thy desire.
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American Proverb
He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.
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H. L. Mencken
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
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Isak Dineson
Through all the world there goes one long cry from the heart of the artist Give me leave to do my utmost.
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Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists
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T. S. Eliot
The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.
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Samuel Goldwyn
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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