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Jacques LeBlanc
I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is a device which is exploding.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
What you are is a question only you can answer.
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Raymond Chandler
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
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Sallust
The higher your station, the less your liberty.
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Yiddish Proverb
True poverty does not come from God.
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Mao Tse-tung
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
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Kathleen Norris
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.
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Ernesto "Che" Guevara
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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Jascha Heifetz
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but I'd bet the main house. I wouldn't even bet the outhouse on Mondale.
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Emily Dickinson, No. 1333
A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.
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