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Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
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Edward Young
All men think all men are mortal but themselves.
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Ronald Reagan
My fellow Americans, I must speak to you tonight about a mounting danger in Central America that threatens the security of the United States. This danger will not go away it will grow worse, much worse, if we fail to take action now.
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Thomas Arnold Bennett
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.
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Robert Byrne
Love will find a lay.
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Albert Pike
Everything actual must also first have been possible, before having actual existence.
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Phaedrus
To add insult to injury.
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Robert Benchley
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
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George Bernard Shaw
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than saying a drunken man is happier than a sober man.
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Kane O\'Hara
When the judgement's weak, The prejudice is strong.
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