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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 166
We are always in our own company.
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Claude M. Bristol
Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come your way - how many pleasing things are done for you.
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Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right even when you feel wrong.
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Richard Bach
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished if you're alive, it isn't.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
(On Western civilization) I think it would be a good idea.
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Mother Theresa
Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go.
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Percy Wynham Lewis
Sadistic excess attempts to reach roughly and by harshness what art reaches by fineness.
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Eric Hoffer
Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.
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G. K. Chesterton, Heretics (1905)
There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
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Gersonides
A peace that comes from fear and not from the heart is the opposite of peace.
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William Strunk Jr., "The Elements of Style", 1919
Vigorous writing is concise.
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John Billings
Don't lay any certain plans for the future it is like planting toads and expecting to raise toadstools.
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