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William Tecumseh Sherman
War is hell, and I mean to make it so.
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G. K. Chesterton
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
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Kahlil Gibran
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution.
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William Shakespeare
Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o' the milk of human kindness.
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Gore Vidal
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
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Oscar Wilde
One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.
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Eric Hoffer, True Believer or Theory of leisure class
He who has nothing and wants something is less frustrated than he who has something and wants more.
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Auguste Renoir
I've been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.
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Thales
A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.
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Gerald Burrill
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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Unknown
There is nothing worse in this world then wasted talent.
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George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
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