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G. K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy; p. 14
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
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James Lileks, The Bleat web log, September 15, 2003
I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
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Erich Segal
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
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Albert Schweitzer
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.
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Wilson Mizner
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
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Franklin P. Jones
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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Suzanne Necker
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
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Captain J. A. Hadfield
This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men.
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Saint Francis de Sales
You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running, to work by working and just so, you learn to love by loving. All those who think to learn in any other way deceive themselves.
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Herbert Rappaport
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
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Alphonse Karr, Les Guępes
The more things change the more they remain the same.
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Cassia Lewis
Beyond every effort put first, lies an undiscovered opportunity.
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