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George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 41
A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.
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Jay Leno
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
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Herman Hesse
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
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Andrew Schneider
Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that's been our unifying cry, More light. Sunlight. Torchlight. Candlight. Neon, incandescent lights that banish the darkness from our caves to illuminate our roads, the insides of our refrigerators. Big floods for the night games at Soldier's field. Little tiny flashlights for those books we read under the covers when we're supposed to be asleep. Light is more than watts and footcandles. Light is metaphor. Light is knowledge, light is life, light is light.
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George Horace Lorimer
It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
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Eugene Forsey
I have long considered it one of God's greatest mercies that the future is hidden from us. If it were not, life would surely be unbearable.
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Thomas Tusser
A fool and his money are soon parted.
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Sir Winston Churchill
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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Igor Stravinsky
My music is best understood by children and animals.
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Jerry Garcia
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
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Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It
At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear. It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us. You can love completely without complete understanding.
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