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Franklin D. Roosevelt
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
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Prince Otto
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
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Richard Feynman
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?
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William Shakespeare
No, 'tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath Rides on the posting winds, and doth belie All corners of the world.
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Eric Hoffer
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.
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Brian Eno
I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain of muscular activity and put them into the domain of mental activity. The transfer is not paying off. Sure, muscles are unreliable, but they represent several million years of accumulated finesse.
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Chinese Proverb
If you always give You will always have.
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Leigh Hunt
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
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Kahlil Gibran
He who requires urging to do a noble act will never accomplish it.
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Emily Dickinson
Anger as soon as fed is dead- 'Tis starving makes it fat.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
All sin tends to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is what is called damnation.
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