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Frank Lloyd Wright
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
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Maduro Ash
Threats don't work with the person who's got nothing to lose.
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Geof Greenleaf
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
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Robert Henri
Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.
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Simonides, Epitaph for the Spartans who fell at Thermopylae
Go tell the Spartans, Passerby,
That here, obedient to their laws,
We lie.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Hope is the thing with feathers -- that perches in the soul -- and sings the tune without words -- and never stops, at all.
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Euripides, Temenidae
When good men die their goodness does not perish, But lives though they are gone. As for the bad,
All that was theirs dies and is buried with them.
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Che Guevara
Let the world change you and you can change the world. (Deje el mundo cambiarle y usted puede cambiar el mundo.)
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Seneca, Epistles
If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
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Carl Gustav Jung
Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of the average conscience a still, small voice says to us, 'Something is out of tune.'
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
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Alexander Hamilton
When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions, they inevitably fall into different opinions on some of them. When they are governed by a common passion, their opinions, if they are to be called, will be the same.
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