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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Online Famous Quotations - 46

Robert Elwood Bly

There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they have ever been before, because a lot of their fear is gone.


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Michael Masser and Linda Creed

Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.


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Rabindranath Tagore

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.


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Anais Nin

There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions.


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Ruth Stout

Working in the garden...gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.


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Walt Whitman

I send no agent or medium, offer no representative of value,


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George Santayana, Life of Reason (1905) vol. 4, ch. 8

Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself and not in its subject.


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Child Age 9

I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.


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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.


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Sam Ewig

Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbours, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all.


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George Sarton

There are but few saints amongst scientists, as among other men, but truth itself is a goal comparable with sanctity.



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