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Virgil, Aeneid
Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly.
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Henry George
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only animal that is never satisfied.
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R. A. Salvatore, Homeland
You can win a million battles but you can only lose one.
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Cicero
Let arms give place to the robe, and the laurel of the warriors yield to the tongue of the orator.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift of philosophy.
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Clark Kerr
A university anywhere can aim no higher than to be as British as possible for the sake of the undergraduates, as German as possible for the sake of the public at large-and as confused as possible for the preservation of the whole uneasy balance.
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Eric Kopras, myself (i thought it up)
It is better to think too much, than to think too little
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.
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Joan Baez
It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have nothing much to do with the writing of them. The words have just crawled down my sleeve and come out on the page.
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Walt Disney
All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me. . . . You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
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Danish Proverb
Ask advice only of your equals.
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Paul Sadler
As we study the Word of God rightly divided we are to understand that God has arranged His dealings with mankind into two programs. We have His prophesied purpose and His secret purpose. Prophecy has to do with the earth and Christ's reign upon it during the millennial kingdom, while the Mystery concerns our exaltation with Christ in the heavenlies.
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