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Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething.
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Italian Proverb
Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out.
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Dr. David M. Burns
Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
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Bette Davis
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life.
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Jean Jacques Rousseau
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Shards of Honor", 1986
An honor is not diminished for being shared.
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Author Unknown
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
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Benjamin Franklin
The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice.
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Unknown
Do not regret growing older. It's a privilege denied to many.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, like the wish to scatter joy and not pain around us.
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Ren G. Torres
He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others.
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Pablo Picasso
Good taste is the enemy of creativity
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