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Henry Ward Beecher
To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary, nature, study and practice.
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W. S. Gilbert
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
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William Shakespeare
What's done can't be undone.
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Zig Ziglar
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
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Psalm 3711 TLB Bible
But all who humble themselves before the Lord shall be given every blessing and shall have wonderful peace.
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Saint Francis of Assisi
Start by doing what's necessary then do what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
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Mark Twain
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
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Zig Ziglar
Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce with you. A Bullfighter who goes in the ring with mustard on his sword.
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Thomas Huxley
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
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Anacharsis Cloots
Bad mind, bad heart.
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Richard Buckminster Fuller
You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
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Humphrey Davy
The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures.
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