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Edward de Bono, Textbook of Wisdom
Cleverness is like a lens with a very sharp focus. Wisdom is more like a wide-angle lens.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His dullness is as insupportable as any other dullness.
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Ernest Rutheford
Splitting the atom is like trying to shoot a gnat in the Albert Hall at night and using ten million rounds of ammunition on the off chance of getting it. That should convince you that the atom will always be a sink of energy and never a reservoir of energy.
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Helitzer
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the unreasonable.
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James Allen
You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.
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Bob Dylan
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
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Berthold Auerbach
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
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Bill Watterson
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Ukranian Proverb
Love tells us many things that are not so.
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Voltaire
Prejudice is opinion without judgement.
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Aristotle
A friend is a second self.
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Albert Einstein
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
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