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Dazed and Confused
Wooderson The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man. L-I-V-I-N.
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James Grover Thurber
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.
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Mark Twain
George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth - he could not even lie.
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Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.
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Gerald Stanley Lee
Business today consists in persuading crowds.
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Irving
Life is 10 what you make it, and 90 how you take it.
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contesant in 1990 Mr. New Jersey Male pageant
Equal Rights were created for everyone.
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J. S. Habgood
Movements born in hatred very quickly take on the characteristics of the thing they oppose.
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Jean de La Fontaine
Nothing more dangerous than a friend without discretion even a prudent enemy is preferable.
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Johann von Goethe
It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthearted woman.
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John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
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