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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Online Famous Quotations - 98

Alighieri Dante

Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate. (Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)


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Epictetus

Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.


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H. L. Mencken

Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.


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Malayan Proverb

Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in a flock of goats.


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Arthur Rubinstein

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.


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Buddha

He is able who thinks he is able.


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Isaiah 4031 Bible

They that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength they shall mount up with wings as eagles they shall run, and not be weary they shall walk and not faint.


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John Ruskin

Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.


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George Goethals

Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice.


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Auguste Renoir

The work of art must seize upon you, wrap you up in itself and carry you away. It is the means by which the artist conveys his passion. It is the current which he puts forth which sweeps you along in his passion.


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Lucan

A crime which is the crime of many none avenge.


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Albert Einstein

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.



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