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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Online Famous Quotations - 93

Charles Churchill

The best things carried to excess are wrong.


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Benjamin Franklin

Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.


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Evan Esar

America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.


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Solon

Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.


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Paul Klee

Art does not reproduce the visible rather, it makes visible.


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Warren Bennis

The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born-that there is a genetic factor to leadership. This myth asserts that people simply either have certain charismatic qualities or not. That's nonsense in fact, the opposite is true. Leaders are made rather than born. Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.


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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes.


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Alice James

One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.


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L. Ron Hubbard

Boldness in itself is genius.


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Pearl Buck

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then, Life is dull without it.


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Sinclair Lewis

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.


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Barry LePatner

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.



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