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Peter Marshall
Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.
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Buddha
To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
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Millicent Fenwick
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
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Nikita Khrushchev
Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.
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C. C. Colton
Men of strong minds and who think for themselves, should not be discouraged on finding occasionally that some of their best ideas have been anticipated by former writers; they will neither anathematize others nor despair themselves. They will rather go on discovering things before discovered, until they are rewarded with a land hitherto unknown, an empire indisputably their own, both right of conquest and of discovery.
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Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I think it a very happy accident.
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Georges Clemenceau
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies, for the world needs such men more than heaven does.
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Dame Rose Macaulay
It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.
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Author Unknown
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
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