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Richard Needham
It is the part of wisdom to keep your word and the part of folly to count on other people keeping theirs.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to the end, requires some of the same courage which a soldier needs.
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Unknown
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
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La Rochefoucauld
All the passions make us commit faults love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
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Donald Sinden
An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.
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Cyril Northcote Parkinson
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
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Benjamin Franklin
To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
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Ovid
Overlook our deeds, since you know that crime was absent from our inclination.
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William James
Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives.
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Ian J. Davenport
It's counter to common sense, but common sense is only based on a very small subset of the universe.
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Thomas Fuller
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
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