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Tao te Ching, 48. Lao-Tzu
Learning builds daily accumulation, but the practice of Tao builds daily simplification. Simplify and simplify, until all contamination from relative, contridictory thinking is eliminated. Then one does nothing, yet nothing is left undone. One who wins the world does so by not meddling with it. One who meddles with the world loses it.
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Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1972)
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.
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Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea
Let him think I am more man that I am and I will be so.
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Helen Hayes
There is only one terminal dignity -- love.
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Anonymous
Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.
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Marion Garretty
Poets generally love cats -- because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
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Sam Rayburn, Lawrence Daily Journal-World
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
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George Bernard Shaw
The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.
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National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Howard W. Newton
People forget how fast you did a job -- but they remember how well you did it.
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Stephen King
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.
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Dale Carnegie
Are you bored with life Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
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