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Carl Jung
I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds, but in an amazingly stupid way.
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Gilbert K. Chesterton
People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
All is ephemeral--fame and the famous as well.
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T. L. Cuyler
God always has an angel of help for those who are willing to do their duty.
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Jewel
I'm becoming more and more myself with time, I guess that's what grace is, the refinement of your soul through time.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
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Confucius
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
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Euripides
Time cancels young pain.
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Henry Ford
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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William Shakespeare
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses,
then music, with her silver sound,
with speedy help doth lend redress.
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Lizzy Gardiner
I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable. (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards)
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