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Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought.
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Mark Hopkins, The Forbes Book of Business Quotations
Language is the picture and counterpart of thought.
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Wilson Mizner
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you'
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.
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Ben Johnson, Timber; or, Discoveries Made Upon Men and Matter
Talking and eloquence are not the same thing: to speak, and to speak well, are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.
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La Rochefoucauld
It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people, and the only thing is to face it.
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Oscar Wilde
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
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David Lloyd George
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done the worst is that which delays them.
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Lee Iacocca
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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Unknown
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
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Aleister Crowley
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
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