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Seneca
If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right wind.
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Enrico Fermi
It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.
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William Butler Yeats
Think where man's glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I had such friends.
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Thomas Paine
Whenever we read the obscene stories, voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortous executions, the unrelenting vindictivenes, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistant that we called it the word of a Demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind, and, for my part, I sincerly detest it as I detest everything that is cruel.
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Maya Angelou
You may encounter defeats, but you must not be defeated.
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Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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Denise Dobbs
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
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Alexander Pope
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan,The proper study of Mankind is Man.
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Samuel Smiles
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
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Gordon R. Dickson
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)
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Thomas Mann
It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.
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