Johann Kaspar Lavater

There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness, and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness, and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity.

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Leonardo Da Vinci

The poet ranks far below the painter in the representation of visible things, and far below the musician in that of invisible things.

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James Arthur Baldwin

Beyond talent lie all the usual words discipline, love, luck -- but, most of all, endurance.

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Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

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William Shakespeare, Hamlet. Polonius says this as Hamlet kills him behind the curtain.

O, I am slain!

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Andy and Larry Wachowski, The Matrix, 1999

To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.

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Jerry Maguire

Jerry I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.

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Candice Bergen

I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.

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Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

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Corky Siegel

Life is too important to take seriously.

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Old Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

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