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Richard Milhous Nixon
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
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Anton Chekhov
Man is what he believes.
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Benjamin Disraeli
It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other.
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Aristotle
Wit is educated insolence.
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Cary Grant
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
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William Arthur Ward
We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
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Thomas Jefferson
An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.
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Pioneer Motto
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones.
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Paul Sweeney
You know when you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
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Clay Aiken
I don’t really do New Year’s resolutions because I don’t think you should have to wait until December to start working on how to change yourself. I think if you’ve got a problem, you need to fix it now.
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Fran Lebowitz
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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