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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Online Famous Quotations - 88

George Eliot

It seems to me we can never give up longing And wishing while we are thoroughly alive. There are certain things we feel to be beautiful and good, And we must hunger after them.


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Amy Grant

More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams.


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Robertson Davies

The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.


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Walter Savage Landor

We talk on principle, but we act on interest.


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Thomas Fuller

No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend until he is unhappy.


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Confucius

It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.


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Ronald Reagan

It's difficult to see that people are starving in this country because food isn't available.(1986)


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Voltaire

The superfluous is very necessary.


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Alexander Meigs Haig

I'm the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of a vice president and a president.


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Laurens Van der Post

The educating of the parents is really the education of the child children tend to live what is unlived in the parents, so it is vital that parents should be aware of their inferior, their dark side, and should press on getting to know themselves.


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Alphonse Karr

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.


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John Dryden

They think to little who talk to much.



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