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Joseph Conrad
The way of even the most jusitifiable revolution is prepared by personal impulses disguised into creeds.
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Samuel Goldwyn
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The reason why all men honor love is because it looks up, and not down aspires and not despairs.
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Thomas Paine
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority it is the highest summit of art and life.
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Cicero
If a man aspires to the highest place, it is no dishonor to him to halt at the second, or even at the third.
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Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the turn to the truth but I have refused myself to everything that my own experience did not justify and confirm.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt, quoted Kansas City Star, June 5, 1977
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
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Charles Luckman
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
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Rudyard Kipling
More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies.
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