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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Online Famous Quotations - 48

Ralph Waldo Emerson

That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.


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Horace

Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man.


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Johann von Goethe

Death is Nature's expert advice to get plenty of Life.


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Tennessee Williams

Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is.


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Sallust

Before you act consider; when you have considered, tis fully time to act.


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Niccolo Machiavelli

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.


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Mark Twain

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.


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Lionel Trilling

Literature is the human activity that takes the fullest and most precise account of variousness, possibility, complexity, and difficulty.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It does not matter how many books you have, but how good the books are which you have.


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Rosanne Barr

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.


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Mahatma Gandhi

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.


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Richard Royster

Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.



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