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Conan Doyle
It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment.
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Henri-Frederic Amiel
To live we must conquer incessantly, we must have the courage to be happy.
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Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
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John F. Kennedy
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
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Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Gloria Steinem
Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
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Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Publilius Syrus
Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
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Ronnie Shakes
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought What the hell good would that do
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Oprah Winfrey
Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how much you have.
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Irving Layton
When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they are as clever as you.
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Robert Hall
A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.
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