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Sarcastic Online Famous Quotations - 36
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Benjamin Franklin
Be civil to all sociable to many familiar with few friend to one enemy to none.
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Charles Wagner
Joy is not a thing, it is in us.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Hate the sin and love the sinner.
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Albert Schweitzer
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now--always.
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Robert Anton Wilson
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
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Steven Wright
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Bourke Cockran
Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other, confidence in their integrity, confidence in their honesty, confidence in their future.
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Nigerian Proverb
Hold a true friend with both hands.
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Gloria Steinem
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
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Herman Melville
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men and among those fibers, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects.
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Cathy Ladman
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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Charles Baudelaire
There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start.
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