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Nicholas Murray Butler
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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Jane Austen
To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.
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Lord Salisbury
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
Do one thing every day that scares you.
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John Glenn
I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets.
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Selwyn Champion
To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of a new friend; to read it a second time is to meet an old one.
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Bertrand Russell
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Seneca
Let tears flow of their own accord their flowing is not inconsistent with inward peace and harmony.
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Child Age 15
Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle A truck
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Publilius Syrus
Never promise more than you can perform.
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Hermann Hesse
...each of us has to find out for himself what is permitted and what is forbidden - forbidden for him. It is possible for one never to transgress a single law and still be a bastard. And vice versa. Actually it's only a question of convenience. Those who are too lazy and comfortable to think for themselves and be their own judges obey the laws. Others sense their own laws within them things are forbidden to them that every honorable man will do any day in the year and other things are allowed to them that are generally despised. Each person must stand on his own feet.
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Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire (1947)
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
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