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Dorothea Brande
The author of genius does keep till his last breath the spontaneity, the ready sensitiveness, of a child, the innocence of eye that means so much to the painter, the ability to respond freshly and quickly to new scenes, and to old scenes as though they were new; to see traits and characteristics as though each were new-minted from the hand of God instead of sorting them quickly into dusty categories and pigeon-holing them without wonder or surprise; to feel situations so immediately and keenly that the word trite has hardly any meaning for him; and always to see the correspondences between things of which Aristotle spoke two thousand years ago.
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Prince Otto
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
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Horace, Satires
We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
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Albert Einstein
The highest destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.
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Charles R. Swindoll
I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.
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Bob Marley
Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're livin'
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California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"
A thing continues to exist as long as is usual with things of that nature.
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Carl Jung
The word happiness would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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Henry Brooks Adams
Politics... have always been the systematic organization of hatreds.
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Nicolas Boileau
Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire. (A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.)
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
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