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Voltaire
Regimen is superior to medicine.
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Laurence J. Peter
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.
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William Lloyd Garrison
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.
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Andr Gide
Art is a collarboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.
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F. H. Bradley
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.
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Washington Irving
A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.
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Danny McGoorty
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
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Robert Jackson
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.
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John Cheever
The need to write comes from the need to make sense of one's life and discover one's usefulness.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
Things that are done, it is needless to speak about...things that are past, it is needless to blame.
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Christian Williams
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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Herbert Butterfield
The academic mind can eat away the very basis of its own assurance ... produce contortions when it tries to bend over backward ... allow itself to be dismayed by the picture it has created of relentless historical process.
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