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Ronald Reagan
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Francis Bacon
Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh.
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Albert Camus
In the vast reaches of the dry, cold night, thousands of stars were constantly appearing, and their sparkling icicles, loosened at once, began to slip gradually toward the horizon.
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George Will
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
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Arthur Wing Pinero
I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
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Milton Friedman
The price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it most of the time.
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Blaise Pascal
For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either. The ends of things and their beginnings are impregnably concealed from him in an impenetrable secret. He is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness out of which he was drawn and the infinite in which he is engulfed.
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Madonna
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
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Emile Coue
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
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Barbara Ehrenreich
Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever but the murderous.
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Jewish Proverb
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
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Henry Adams
Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds.
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