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Malcolm De Chazal
The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.
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Charles De Gaulle
You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt, then your skin and finally your soul.
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B. J. Gupta
In past people never questioned existence of god, because they knew he exists. In future too they will not, because they will know he doesn't.
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Lady Nancy Astor
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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Dorothea Broude
Act as if were impossible to fail.
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Henry David Thoreau
Most men would feel insulted if it were proposed to employ them in throwing stones over a wall, and then in throwing them back, merely that they might earn their wages. But many are no more worthily employed now.
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Aesop
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
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Italian Proverb
Never let people see the bottom of your purse or of your mind.
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Alex Levin
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
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Irish Proverb
It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.
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Albert Camus
A slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown.
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Les Brown
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.
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